Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, such as this ESCANDALOSO story about recently-rescued Chilean miner Yonni Barrios and his tramposo ways catching up to him while he was trapped underground.
In case you haven’t already clutched your rosary to this mess, Yonni’s wife and mistress found out about each other a couple of weeks ago when they both showed up to a prayer vigil at the site. The SANTO DIOSes shooting out of both of their mouths could be felt all the way down in the rock village below. This most likely caused Yonni to consider staying down there forever and marrying a lovely rock. It also caused everybody else to wonder if the wife and/or the mistress would show up on rescue day.
Well, only the mistress showed up yesterday. The wife stayed home, where she was probably torching all of Yonni’s stuff on the front lawn a la Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale.
If it were us…we’d say he’s safer down the mine. Because the second he gets up here…just sayin’. Maybe they do things different in Chile. Este hombre!
Here’s the clip. Keep that helmet on for a while, Yonni:
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