If the Miss Universe pageant is anything, it’s a showcase of demureness, grace, intelligence and wit. That’s why several of the pageant’s organizers clutched their plastic rosaries while screaming SANTO DIOS when, on the front page of some unnamed newspaper, was Catalina’s out-in-the-open lady-parts. I guess Miss Colombia’s platform must be promoting free range kitty cats, because sources tell Fox News that during all of her promotional events for the pageant in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Catalina’s been leaving her chonies back in the hotel room. Even the President of the Miss Universe Organization, Paula Shugart, was shocked to see Catalina’s kitty on the front page of a newspaper:
“There were several girls in short dresses which is was a little concerning, but when I saw the (commando) picture on the front page of one of the local papers and was very, very surprised. Our supervisors talked to all of the contestants about dressing appropriately, and one of our PR people spoke to her (Robayo) and apparently she said she was wearing underwear. But regardless, it created quite a stir here for a few days.”
