Something really terrible is about to happen, I think I’m about to say that Snooki looks pretty good in a bikini. I feel physically ill. Here she is showing off her newly skinny body in what I’m guessing are Twitter pictures. My mind tells me to leave the room and vomit intensely, it’s the right thing to do. Oh God. Here comes breakfast.
Snooki’s in a Swimsuit…but WHY?!