How did we miss this soon-to-be-classic?
No matter…we know about it now, and we’re bringing it to you!
With a starring role in Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming Grindhouse-type movie Machete (also starring Michelle Rodriguez), the beleaguered former child star looks to be finally making a turn for the better.
We couldn’t be happier for her.
But, she’s got a lot of explaining to do about this trash-tastic video mess.
You see, there’s this movie called Underground Comedy Movie 2010.
And this movie was made by Vince Offer, better known as…wait for it…VINCE THE SHAMWOW GUY.
You know…this guy?
So…according to Hollywood, being able to sell an old rag for $19.95 qualifies one to make a full-length movie.
And put Lindsay Lohan in it.
We weep for humanity.
Peep the trash-tastic awesomeness below: