First of all, THOSE TEETH. Carlos, we CANNOT with those teeth…NOT NOW AND NOT EVER, CARLOS. Get some implants or something, you sucio mess, you.
Second, sources close to THE Charlie tell TMZ that his recent girlfriend Natalie Kenly (pictured above) moved out last week — but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned … because we’re told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her. (A MERCEDES, CARLOS?! A MERCEDES?! What happened to a dozen roses?!)
According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it’s “not a common thing for the Masheen!” (THE MASHEEN, CARLOS?! I quit life…)
We’re told Charlie celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries — Mexico, Australia, and Colombia — the very night Kenly walked out.