Dear Selena Gomez,
When Chris Hansen asked you to have a seat over there, he didn’t mean on Justin Bieber’s 17-year-old crotch.
P.S. – Thanks to you, everybody who looks at these pictures is going to jail now. Thank you. You’re single-handedly responsible for overcrowded prisons. You, sucia pedo puta, you. Good going.
P.P.S. – A covered playpen: get one next time.